Gary Almeter is an attorney in Baltimore, Md. and lives with his wife, three children and Beagle. He grew up in Buffalo, N.Y. and is proud to have lived in Boston and New York City before settling in Baltimore. He and his brother saw Phillip Seymour Hoffman play Willy Loman in Mike Nichols' "Death of a Salesman" on Broadway in April 2012 and it was the greatest artistic anything—play, movie, show—he ever saw. And plus, a droplet of PSH's spittle landed on his brother's arm in Act 2. Gary has contributed to McSweeney's and The Good Men Project.