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Have Writer Will Travel: Does Wanderlust Inspire Your Writing?

From the desk of Daniel Ford: I just got back from London/Dublin and was thinking about something the last couple days in my jet lagged soaked brain. Does travel inspire you to write? I didn't do a whole lot of writing while abroad, but I did have a bunch of ideas I'm eager to test out.

Sean Tuohy: Nope, not really. If anything traveling just gives me settings for future stories. Whenever I travel, and I pass an interesting building or a plaza, I always take a metal picture and file it away. Maybe seeing something or learning some bit of local history will set off a spark but the urge to write isn't there. I like to write in a comfortable setting, some place I am familiar with. The only time I like to travel and write is if I am going somewhere I know well, like Florida or Ibiza.

Daniel Ford: Yeah, I think Ibiza would be high on everyone's writing setting list.

Sean: True, but for me it’s the fact that I am really comfortable at my uncle's house. If I went to Ibiza and went to a hotel to write I don't think I would be comfortable. The house has a great energy and the views from the living room and bedroom are amazing so those mixed together are great.

Daniel: Right, exactly. I can't write in a hotel unless it's super old or charming. There's something too sterile about them. And you're absolutely right on atmosphere. It has to be some place that I can set my coffee down, where I've set it down hundreds of times before, and litter the table or desk with papers (and probably pastries).

Sean: Pastries always help writing. Oddly enough, I had this thought this weekend regarding hotels while I was in a hotel with Rachel. We had a nice corner room with a nice view. If I could drag a table up to the window I would totally write. Because the room was so simple and the view was of a city that I know and love I thought I could write. But would I really? I don't know. Maybe when I sit down it wouldn't be a fit.

Daniel: Let’s ask the rest of the crew!

Gary Almeter: I definitely think it does.  Not so much because the Grand Canyon, Shakespeare's birthplace, the ocean, or the Pacific sunset are inspiring (at least not to me though surely to some) but because of the anonymity that comes with traveling. Both the traveler and those he or she sees are doing whatever you think they might be. Why are they hugging at the airport? Where did they come from? What is that person doing here? You tend to make up stories as you see all this. I think cities are inspiring. You see all the people going about their ordinary days while you are vacationing. Where are they going? The sense of alienation also fosters a sense that there is something sketchy going on every corner. Hotels foster this too inherently—like you can’t help but think of all the malfeasance that happened between and amongst the prior inhabitants of that room. 

We met a couple on our honeymoon—we didn't exchange addresses or anything—and I always wonder what they are doing now.

Dave Pezza: In my limited experience, it definitely does but not right away. In fact, not close. For me it takes years for those adventures to manifest into something thoughtful and poignant.

Lindsey Wojcik:

"Is the wine complimentary?"

"Wine?"

"Yes."

The wine was placed next to the first meal I've had on an airplane. The menu that night was cheese pasta or chicken and rice—I chose the former—with a salad that only consisted of some pieces of iceberg lettuce and half a tomato, a cheese wedge with crackers, a roll with butter, pretzels, and a caramel brownie.

I devoured the pasta, washing it down with the sweet white between bites. Next, I conquered that cheese wedge, which actually turned out to be a nice spread. I couldn't muster up the appetite for the dried, wilting lettuce even though an olive oil and vinegar dressing would have done the trick—it lost all nutrient value at "iceberg."

I leave the unopened salad and roll on the tray, anticipating when the woman with the wine will return.

"Anything else to drink?"

"Can you top me off?"

"Sure."

I hold the cup into the aisle as she pours. She wheels away, and I start to lose myself in a book.

"Life is not a paragraph, death is no parenthesis."

Page seven, and I'm hooked. I give myself until 10:00 p.m. to keep reading, hoping I'm not disturbing the stranger besides me.

I typed that into my iPhone Notes as my plane to Barcelona, Spain, flew over the Atlantic Ocean last month. I wanted to capture moments of my first trip abroad while I was actually experiencing it, but the notes ended as soon as I landed. While I did not write much after that, being a solo traveler in another country, where I barely spoke the language, proved to be an inspiring experience.

I navigated myself somewhat successfully around a new country without the crutch of a trusted GPS-enabled iPhone, made connections with people from lands other than Spain, and became immersed in learning, seeing, smelling, hearing, and feeling the pulse of Barcelona—albeit, with limited time, the culture immersion happened atop a double-decker bus. But I did it all alone. The experience proved to myself that I could do anything and erased the fears writers often face when putting pen to paper or fingers to keyboard. It made me write without pause, professionally, and re-ignited my desire to write for myself.

Experiencing anything new is always cause for self-examination, and I think travel does that best, which is why it can be so inspiring for many writers.

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Have Writer Will Travel: 10 People to Avoid While On the Move

By Rachel Tyner 

Amtrak recently announced its plan to offer “writer’s residencies,” or free rides to writers with the hope that they will then tweet, Facebook, or blog about their experiences. Although the plan is still in its initial stages, it gives hope to writers who are looking for a creative environment in which to produce content. How liberating it would be to travel with no true destination in mind, no deadline for when you have to be there, and at little to no cost to you?

Adam Kirsch explains it perfectly from a writer’s perspective in a recent New Republic post:

“On a train, time and place are suspended in the name of a long-term goal, getting from one place to another; take away that goal and you have as close to a zone of pure freedom as you are likely to find anywhere in the twenty-first century.” 

Besides, there is no better travel than free travel. While I don’t consider myself a writer, I would welcome the opportunity to get a little work in, creatively or otherwise, over the course of a journey with no real end. Unfortunately, my journeys as of late have not been quite so romantic.

Over the past 10 months I have been on 24 different flights. I think this qualifies me as at least an advanced traveler, if not an expert. I have compiled the following list of 10 people you may be familiar with if you frequently travel, and the people you do not want to find yourself seated next to, especially if you are trying to get some writing done.

And no, the person who needs a seatbelt extender did not make this list. Personally, I think a little human-to-human contact is underrated. Besides, I’m a snuggler.

1. Crying Kids

No sound is more annoying than a plane filled with silence pierced by the metallic screams of a fussy baby. I get it, Mom and Dad, you want to travel too. Maybe it’s for a family reunion, maybe you are moving cross country, or maybe you just feel you deserve a vacation. Either way

leave the kid at home with Grandma and Grandpa!

Or at least pack an extra dose or two of Benadryl. One for him and one for me. #zzzzzzzzz

2. Teenagers

If you board a plane and happen to see a group of teenagers (matching t-shirts or uniforms of any kind act as a warning signal) I suggest, no I urge you to de-plane and see a gate agent about switching flights. Spending hours in the skies with a loud obnoxious group of

anyone

is annoying, let alone teenagers with bad manners accompanied by only one or two chaperones saying “settle down” once every 15 minutes.

3. PDA Olympians 

Nothing says passion like 400 strangers, $10 canned margaritas, and compression stockings. Save it for the hotel please!

4. Patient Zeroes

As a self-diagnosed hypochondriac and germaphobe, I stiffen with every sniffle, cough, achoo!, and throat clear I hear during a flight. Not even the superpowers of Germ X will protect you from your seatmate sneezing into their hands, quietly wiping their hand on their pants, and then touching the armrest between you. I can actually picture little particles of germs floating around the plane like a poisonous gas.

5. Starkist Sweethearts

I love tuna as much as the next girl, but two words: It. Lingers.

6. Bachelorette Parties

Stop the squealing.

7. Bachelor Parties

I will remind you of this quote from Mrs. Banks in "Mary Poppins:" “Though we adore men individually, we agree that as a group they're rather stupid.” I will also make a blanket statement to all bachelor parties and say: If you are hitting on me, I hate you. If you are not hitting on me, I hate you even more.

8. Nervous Nellies

My conversation with these jittery travelers usually goes something like this:

Nervous Flyer: Hi.

Me: Me? Oh. Hi.

Nervous Flyer: I hate to fly. Do you fly often?

Me: Yeah, all the time. No worries, just sit back and try to enjoy it.

Nervous Flyer: Enjoy it?! What’s to enjoy!? Feeling like your head is going to explode with pressure!? Knowing that you could fall to your death at any given moment!? Fighting over a 2x2 cubicle of space they call a bathroom!?

Me: I don’t know, yeah, pretty much all of it.

Then, I put on my headphones and try to drown out the sobs and various prayers (while still half hoping that ya know, it’s helping. Pray harder, woman!).

9. Coma Patients

The worst place to be is stuck in a middle or a window seat when the person next to you is passed out. Do you sacrifice the health of your bladder to let them catch a little shut eye?

A whispered, “Excuse me, sir?”

A pause. A little louder.

“Excuse me, sir.”

Then louder still.

“Excuse me, sir!?”

What is he dead? Whatever I’ll just climb over him. Then he wakes up just as you are straddling his lap with a leg on either side of his. I mean, I tried to wake you up, dude.

10. Gangstas 

Bones.

The first time I flew by myself I was in the middle seat between a mousy 20-something-year-old and a man named Bones. I knew this was his name because before we took off he called someone.

“Sup? It’s Bones. I’m on my way.”

Questions flooded my 14-year-old mind. First, I was curious.

“Hm, how does someone get ‘Bones’ as their nickname?”

Then, I panicked.

“Oh my god, how in the world does someone get “Bones” as their nickname?!?! Should I tell the flight attendant? Should I call my Mom? Should I get off the plane?”

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