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Full Circle: True Detective Proves Character Trumps Plot

By Daniel Ford

Contains spoilers, so avoid this post and the rest of social media until you’ve watched it.

Any finale that includes someone catching an ax in the chest is a successful one in my book.

While some may have be bummed last night after finding out none of their truly insane fan theories didn’t come to pass, I for one applaud HBO’s latest hit show "True Detective" for confirming something that I’ve believed for a long time.

Plot really doesn’t matter. It just doesn’t.

The mystery involving the creep-tastic Errol Childress—who for me was nudged into an upper tier of chilling bad guys after using multiple accents and having sex his half-sister in a house even “Hoarders” wouldn’t touch—was a vehicle for the audience to learn more about what really matters in any scripted television show or novel: The characters.

I would have watched eight episodes of Rust Cohle speaking Nietzsche-style gibberish, Marty Hart knocking bikers’ heads together and chasing “crazy pussy,” and all the plot points resolving off-camera. I’m also the guy who preferred to read Fyodor Dostoyevsky's The Brothers Karamazov instead of going to the bar the first few weeks of my freshman year in college. I love probing human nature, so I devour television shows and novels with meaty, frothy, troubled, depressed, tortured, and devastatingly human main characters like some people consume a bucket of fried chicken. The fact that the supporting cast wasn’t as fully formed didn’t bother me because Rust and Marty were written and acted so beautifully (I stopped debating whether it was Matthew McConaughey or Woody Harrelson that was giving the best performance. Both flat out nailed it).

I’m willing to bet once I start Nic Pizzolatto’s novel Galveston, I’m going to end up caring more about the characters than what happens in the plot. There are just so many more places to explore when you’re taking a good hard look at someone’s character creation. Why does he drink that bottle of whiskey? What is driving her to make those bad (or good) decisions? Where is the main character left after the plot reaches its climax?

Denouements exist for a reason. It’s like cuddling after sex. You find out more about the person you’re sleeping with in the moments following the passion than during it. You not only use and appreciate that knowledge the next time around, but also every day in order to fully understand the person you’re with. That’s what makes the end with Rust and Marty talking together outside the hospital so special. You know exactly where the two men have been, and you can make an educated guess to where they’re going.

However, I’m not convinced it’s the optimistic end that James Poniewozik of Time and others might think it is. Broken men don’t heal after one win, and both Rust and Marty are more damaged now than they were at the start. The light might be winning, as Rust says, but the feeling of euphoria is always momentary. Rust is still an atheist alcoholic. Marty is still an asshole.

And what did we learn from Don Draper? Happiness is the moment before you want more happiness. After Rust and Marty caught, shot, and killed who they thought was their man earlier in the season, some form of normalcy set in (Rust even had a steady girlfriend). Even if Rust hadn’t learned that the Yellow King was still out there, how long do you really think that kind of contentment would have lasted for him?

As Poniewozik and Alan Sepinwall of HitFix point out, the show was not without flaws and those flaws certainly made an appearance in the last episode. But it proves that good things happen when you have a singular vision coming from one writer and one director (Give Cary Fukunaga all the Emmys right now please). It wasn’t perfect by any means, but it certainly outshined “House of Cards” because it managed to develop at least two three-dimensional characters while servicing a plot that didn’t involve the Vice President of the United States being revealed as the Yellow King (Sorry, I’m out on “House of Cards.” Forgo the Ambien and just turn on an episode of that self-indulgent, “I’m the greatest show on television” snooze-fest. I’d rather watch an hour of Jim and Maggie relationship drama on “The Newsroom.” And I loathe those characters).

Will “True Detective” end up being considered as great as shows like “The Wire,” “Mad Men,” and “Breaking Bad?” No, of course not. As I mentioned before, those shows had (have) more depth. However, my love for this particular show will be rooted in getting the chance to spend some time with two gloriously conflicted assholes that just happened to be chasing a serial killer. Had this show been a novel, I would have stayed up just as late to find out what I already knew.

The circle is indeed infinite and flat, and not even stopping the bad men at the door could get it to open up or deviate course.

The Bearded Oscars: Recapping the 2014 Academy Awards

Daniel Ford wasn’t the only one who watched the Oscars on Sunday night. Enjoy Hassel Velasco’s rant-free recap of the evening’s events. 

A grown bearded man sits sobbing uncontrollably as his recording of the 86th annual Academy Awards has stopped before Ellen DeGeneres introduced Angelina Jolie and Sidney Poitier. His cat looks at him as if to say, "look at his sobbing bitch ass!" His tears are flowing like the River Kwai. 

This was my Sunday night.

For several minutes, the worst-case scenario ran through my mind. I would have to read about the winners of the last awards of the night on the Internet. The internet, I say! How devastating.

My cat George Michael (named after Michael Cera's character in “Arrested Development”) was the only one who could console me...and he found a certain corner of the room a more pressing issue than me because he hates me.

Living in Los Angeles with a full-time job kept me from watching the ceremony live. I recorded the show and began watching at about 7:45 PST (10:45 EST). Ellen was absolutely “Philomena,” whoops, I meant phenomenal. Her dry and subtle sense of humor kept the night interesting, and she quickly reminded me why I loved the ceremony she hosted seven years ago. I mean come on, she ordered pizza during the show and even brought the delivery guy on stage. Not to mention she broke the Internet with a selfie that made Daniel Ford’s head explode. With every year and new host, we come closer and closer to forgetting that James Franco ever hosted one of these.

Once the ball got rolling, we were treated to a very entertaining show. The biggest winner of the night was probably the American space program. Seriously America, why did we decide to cut that budget? "Gravity" walked away with seven Academy Awards including best director Alfonso Cuaron for creating a visually stunning film.

"Dallas Buyers Club" and "12 Years a Slave" followed with three awards each. Jared Leto let the world know he can do more than whine into a microphone in front of screaming teenagers. His acceptance speech ran twice as long as the allowed 45 seconds, but the guy made some very good points about a shaky world in Venezuela and Ukraine.

Hey! Who thought the guy that made "Sahara" would beat out Leonardo DiCaprio for an Oscar? Crazy right? It was a well-deserved win for Matthew McConaughey, however I will admit I was rooting for Chiwetel Ejiofor. Have you seen his performance? Sorry Leo, the two aforementioned actors made it practically impossible for you to win.

Can we take a second to talk about Lupita Nyong'o? She's amazing beautiful and she looks like what I can only imagine heaven feels like. I bet she smells good too (restraining order pending). She won for best supporting actress, and she also stole everyone's heart with her acceptance speech.

Cate Blanchett won best actress for her role in Woody Allen's "Blue Jasmine." She beat out a category filled with power hitters. John Ridley won for his adaptation of "12 Years a Slave" and best original screenplay went to Spike Jonze and the inevitable future that is "Her." "Frozen" took two awards including best song, which in return gave us another EGOT winner in Robert Lopez (Tracy Jordan, eat your heart out!). Idina Menzel performed "Let It Go" and Pharrell performed "Happy…" I think, he might have also been selling jeans for Old Navy.

The biggest award of the night went to "12 Years a Slave." It's a great film and a gripping look at a very dark time in our history. Director Steve McQueen was literally hopping in celebration of the win, and to quote him "Everyone deserves not just to survive, but to live. This is the most important legacy of Solomon Northup." #allofthefeels

It was a fantastic 86th showing of the Oscars. Hey Hollywood, same time next year? My shot for shot remake of Jurassic Park using giraffes should be done and should be a no-brainer next year. #girafficpark (for your consideration).

As the grown bearded man sobs in the fetal position, he flips through the recorded shows on his DVR. A twinkle in his eye, he abruptly sits up, points the remote at the television and presses play. The Oscars after show recorded. The last 30 minutes of the show recorded. All is good with life. The cat still hates him. 

A full list of all the winners can be found at oscar.go.com.